Tuesday, November 12, 2024

The Missing Oil, Got Kalafare 2024


Now the climax had come. The day to bury the Lord. His Most Peaceful, Baba Simeo Melkio Messiah. The Prince of Peace. The Lord of Lords.

 It was on the 14th day of September 2024. The 33rd Year since his flesh was buried at Got Kalafare, by Saint Timotheo Blasio Atila.

It was also the only other year since 1991 when all the dates matched the days of the week as they were when he abandoned his flesh and ascended, into glory.

 Like we all know, he is now our chief mediator, our chief advocate, before the throne room of Jehovah, the Lord of all Hosts.

On the morning of the 14th, a procession left as is custom. To the Sheep Field, called Paw Rombe. Then by some minutes past 10 a.m. it would leave to the Home of the Holy Spirit, John Baru’s homestead.

At Paw Rombe came the usual spirit. That harambee spirit. The spirit that calls the faithful to give some money, then, unfortunately divides it to the clergy. It may be God’s spirit. I don’t know. I am not sure, these days. 

Why do I say so?  There are no toilets at Got Kalafare. Most cardinals have some funny things they have erected near their poor dusty houses, which they call toilets—the right term would perhaps be latrines.

Like there is this pit latrine near Saint Timotheo Atila’s shrine, and next to a cardinal’s wretched house, where there is no door. A torn and worn-out sack is placed at the doorway, without reinforcement. So it moves to and from with the wind. During the day, you can only squat in there for a long call if you have no shame. But, well, that is our Legion Maria. Those are our riches. Perhaps, it is God, oh!

Back to the spirit, and why sometimes, doubt may hit your mind.

Now here is a congregation of Legion Maria members. They have come in their numbers. Majority seem, at least, honest and right thinking. Or imaginably, brainwashed. They are called by this harambee spirit, almost everywhere they gather, to spread a piece of cloth, abola to be precise. Then pay some money as they receive blessings. Well, who doesn’t want to be blessed.

So, great. But wait a minute. As soon as the money is given and counted, it is distributed, all of it, with the spirit, usually the “voice of Baba Messiah”, using the money to thank his “children” who have done an excellent job during the entire solemnity.

At Paw Rombe, what struck me is that some bishops and arch-bishops were left infuriated. The money shared to them out of the total given did not please them. Likewise, the share to the priests was too small to mention.  

Of course, the debate is not whether Baba Messiah has authority to do his will or to thank those he desires. It is just that the question marks are increasing. And a big chunk of the clergy, quietly dissatisfied. Asking why all the monies cannot be collected into a bigger, singular cake to do the many things missing in the church.

Like on this day, for some, neema iliisha, the grace to continue the solemnity with singular resolve was lost. As the train of prayer, bogi, left Paw Rombe, they stayed back a little, disappointed.

So why would this spirit, Baba or otherwise, not do worthwhile projects. Why would He seek to collect up to 50,000 here, 30,000 there, and another 6,000 there, then divide it. Send it literally to people’s bellies when Got Kalafare today still looks like a deserted traditional African shrine.

There is no house where Cardinals, archbishops and bishops who have travelled to come witness the memorial can rest, let alone keep their baggage. The priests must contend with sheds under trees.

And in the cold of this year, no wonder several of the faithful who left had to go straight to hospital, sick. The numbers of the sick post the memorial are there to tell the story of a church that is 60 years old but still does things like a toddler, born the other day.

Now, after the train of prayer left Paw Rombe, some of us remained behind. Why? Because we heard word that Pontiff Lawrence was coming there ostensibly to bless us. Unfortunately, after the money had been collected and shared, the train had to leave soon, this time, without His Peaceful, Lawrence Ochieng Kalul blessing the faithful there.

Maybe he was late. Perhaps in the view of the procession in-charges, the time to leave had come.  Maybe he wasn’t supposed to be there, you never know. Or maybe, just like everywhere, we are a church of the Holy Spirit, run by the spirit, we don’t care about seniority, protocol, plans, or programmes—just the voice of the spirit.

As we were still at Paw Rombe, the entourage of the Pontiff arrived. Weee! Legion Maria has changed, by a lot. Whereas 10 years ago we were arguing about the use of Akala, chappals or even tire-made sandals in the hot, sunny and dusty processions, this time round, shoes got straight into the holiest of places. Shoes, yes. You heard that right.

A group of young men, calling themselves the security of the pope, were the shoe bearers. You see, nobody has problems with shoes. Don’t get this wrong. But this security team wore boots, the kind of boots you see with these security companies. And to mimic security elsewhere, they came in outriders—some bodabodas, a senselessly over speeding car, and hooting.  Rome and Vatican, here we come to learn how you guard your Popes!

Let’s give it to them. Congratulations for guarding the man of God with valour.

But to our utter shock and disgust, they did not remove their boots throughout. They never wore Kanzus. They were in heathen uniforms. And of course, some of them, at least the ones that were recognizable, were deacons, acolytes and brethren of our church.  

So when His Peaceful, Baba Mtakatifu Lawrence Kalul alighted from his car, the security guards surrounded him. As he wore his ecclesiastical garments, they stood guard, macho!

As he prayed, squirted Holy Water upon the few faithful left at Paw Rombe, they stood, walked, and assisted him, in their boots. As he blessed the faithful, who were kneeling, there were these non-mortals, these angels from heaven, guarding him, standing, and keenly monitoring the situation—protecting him, and in their official shoes, the boots.

This is the new Legion Maria. We need no Jomikael to guard no one. We need no guards in Kanzus. Our guards must be worldly in every sense, and wear shoes around the Supreme Pontiff.

After the blessing, we went to the Home of the Spirit, Ka-Baru. Along the way, we caught up with the procession that had left us behind. In there, we did our usual greetings of the various shrines or huts, then went for Mass. Once Mass was done and the procession left for Got Kalafare, me and some priests went ahead, to shower and prepare for the august event, the burial of Baba Messiah.

You see, those are not bathrooms. But you just have to do with them. Men and women, clergy and lay, brothers and sisters must survive. When in a hurry, as we were, water was placed for us in the wrecked toilets, and we showered. It doesn’t matter, so long as you are bathed.

By 3:00 p.m. the priests were gathering at the house of the Father in-charge St. Mary’s Basilica, Got Kalafare, to vest and prepare for the solemn burial. The choir too, in their smart, well-ironed cassocks were warming up. The deacons, wow, the deacons of Legion Maria! Those brethren know how to look clean and smart for solemn masses. They were splendid. Of course, everybody else did their best—no mention is no reason to the contrary.

The burial procession left to Timotheo Atila’s house, next to his shrine, where His Peaceful, Lawrence Ochieng would be picked, together with his cardinals, bishops and archbishops. But of course, the priests had to be priests. They did a procession towards the arena, singing Un Jo-Puglikan gi, un ema usando Messiah Ruodha. The song and procession stirred the entire Got Kalafare.

The priests’ procession then moved to the location of Baba Mtakatifu, Lawrence Ochieng Kalul, then with everyone ready, it moved to the location of the symbolic body of His Most Peaceful, Baba Simeo Melkio Messiah.

We processed stealthily, in song and concentration. Then once inside, His Peaceful Lawrence Ochieng blessed the body and did a short prayer, flanked by priests, bishops, archbishops and cardinals. There were mothers in there too, with flowers and florals. But something, on this day, was missing. The oil.

Just as Jesus’s body was prepared with precious, aromatic oils for burial, so is Baba Messiah’s body. The symbolic body is made of several cloths. The clothes that He, the Messiah, wore or used while in his earthly tabernacle. Those cloths are packaged into layers, from the lowest to the topmost. Together, they form a continuous whole, a singular body, called for the purposes of Kaburi and the memorial of Baba Messiah as His Real Body.

Now, the mothers of our church, just like those women who were there at the burial of Christ or after the Sabbath went to anoint his body, have the privilege of preparing Baba Messiah’s Body for this burial.

Of course, this role is played by very senior mothers of the church. They peel off layer after layer of these cloths and apply expensive, strong smelling, perfumed or aromatic oil.  (Read Luke 7:36-39, a broken, sobbing, unnamed woman anoints Jesus with oil and tears. Or Mark 16:1, when the sabbath was past, Mary Magdalene, and Mary the mother of James, and Salome, bought spices, that they might come and anoint him.)

But on the 14th September 2024, it seems the arrangement wasn’t made properly. And after Baba Mtakatifu Lawrence Kalul had done his part and it was the turn of the women to apply expensive anointing oil, the oil was nowhere.

It was sent for, and for some minutes, the oil was not arriving. At such moments, quick thinking helps. Even Deepak, the Indian Lotion for Hair, can do a good job.

As you might know, the spirit likes Deepak and uses it but hates the other hair lotions and oils. Well, the spirit is sovereign, we can’t question what He likes or doesn’t like, we just obey.

And so, on this day, somehow, the oil that was intended was missed. And makeshift oil was applied, to the Glorious Body of the Lord.

Ikechwa Ruodhwa. Forgive us, O Lord.